Monday, September 14, 2009

Zombie Haiku Contest Extra Credit

Create a Zombie Haiku for 10 extra credit points towards quizzes

A haiku is composed with a meter of 5, 7, 5

You should post your haiku as a comment to this post.

Here are examples:




I need me some brains
Clearly you're not using yours
Can I borrow it?

Hello, may I come in?
I promise not to kill you.
*CHOMP* Sorry, I lied.

I look to the brains
The hunger builds within me
I want to eat brains

55 comments:

  1. going down the halls
    looking for flesh to feast on
    what a tasty brain
    Hank "charles" Sullivan

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  2. "Don't Hide: A Zombie Poem"

    Oh, I see you there
    Your brains look tasty.
    Please don't hide from me.

    I close in on you
    As you scream I say
    "Don't hide, little girl."

    You run anyway.
    Oh, you know I'll get there first
    Don't run now, silly.

    When I capture you
    You eyes are saying
    "There's no running now."

    ~ Anna Foley, of Second Hour American Literature

    PS: I had to do it. Even though you haven't assigned it yet. If this isn't right, I'll just do it again. For now, this was pretty much just for fun. : )

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  3. There's a lot of blood,
    I wonder where my arm is?
    Those brains look real good.

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  4. We zombies like the mall
    Avoid sporting goods section
    Too many chainsaws

    brock hour 5

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  5. You can tell I'm dead
    I'm a nighttime attacker
    I thirst for your blood.

    Megan Bernard, Hour 3

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  6. Zombies are awesome
    they eat hands and stuff like that
    Best regards, Manton

    2nd hour.

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  7. cheap and greasy gore,
    the best movies have zombies.
    show us your heart valves

    Hour 2, Valero-O'Connell

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  8. Chris Vice. 2nd Hour American Lit.

    I love to eat brains.
    I will eat your lovely brain
    "OM NOM" Delicious!

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  9. I'm losing my mind
    My stomach is screaming and
    I'm losing control.

    Jaye McEvoy, Hour 2.

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  10. I will come eat you
    as soon as I remember
    how to open door

    gabe bethke 3rd hour

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  11. look out behind you
    one zombie two zombie three-
    gee, way to many
    -levi corbeil
    3rd hour

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  12. eat eat the more i eat
    the more i like i eat and eat
    can't stop but is so good

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  13. eat eat what i like to eat
    the brain i like so
    can i see yours

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  14. 1) Stumbling upon house
    Where you may live, sleep, play, die
    I may find you,tonight

    2) My face may be torn
    My eyes might be dangling
    No need to be scared.

    -Jonathan MacDonald
    Period: 1

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  15. As you look around
    Zombies zombies everywhere
    And your mind is lost

    ~Eva Serbus; Hour 3

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  16. My skin decomposed
    Leaves me thirsty for something
    That lives in your head

    Eric per.4

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  17. looks like a zombie
    traveling through inner space
    something much deeper

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  18. Feed off the people
    leaving nobody untouched
    we'll find you somewhere

    - Javon Betts 4th hour

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  19. awake from the dead
    all i want are tasty brains
    tasty food for thought.

    annie pudvah, 3rd hour

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  20. i'm really hungry
    you're looking very tasty
    yum! you tasted good

    emma montie 2nd hour

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  21. i like human brains
    i like them cooked fried or baked
    I like raw eyes too

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  22. Burdina Whiteside
    Hr.3

    They creep in the night.
    You must be aware of that.
    Beware the zombies.

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  23. I like human brains
    I like them cooked,fried,or baked
    I also like raw eyes too

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  24. Bed-head all the time
    Zombies wearing pajamas
    They just want some sleep

    Always flesh and brains
    for breakfast lunch and dinner
    I miss bananas

    -Hannah Garry
    2nd hour

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  25. We zombies love brain
    We also like cheese burgers
    But I'll still eat you

    3rd hour

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  26. We zombies love brains,
    big or small it matters not,
    the taste is the key

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  27. zombies are monsters and biters
    so be a fighter or be crushed
    zombies is a must
    Andre Burton
    3rd period

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  28. 1 zombie is feasting
    another is crazy for eating
    my brain, Oh man
    -Andre Burton
    3rd hour

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  29. Zombies are undead
    They like what is in your head
    thats how they are feed

    -Vincent de Ruiter

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  30. Trough a twist of fate,
    undead without a mission,
    the worst afterlife.

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  31. Through a twist of fate,
    they sadly only eat upstate,
    my worst luck to date.

    -if a picture is worth a thousand words this is worth a million albert loernz

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  32. I am a zombie
    I will eat out your brains...Yum
    I'm a full zombie

    -Ryan Nattrass 2nd hr

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  33. Nazi Zombie Anthem
    By Barry Blanchard

    I am a zombie
    I want to eat people fast
    Hitler is the best

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  34. ITS 7AM FEEL LIKE EATING
    OMG TIRED JUST WOKE UP.....
    NEED SOME GOOD JUICEY BRAIN

    MOSESA HARRIS 2ND HOUR

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  35. hungry zombie eats
    i like to eat your flesh yeah
    brains, arms, eyeballs too.

    by Sam Belo hr 2

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  36. Zombie Cafe commertial in haikus
    By Raymond Thornley 2nd hour

    Do you want some brains?
    Do you want some flesh also?
    You should come here now.

    For variety,
    we have some other organs.
    Come and try our hearts.

    We have everything!
    We are the Zombie Cafe!
    With free brain Tuesdays!

    Hey listen up now!
    Our CEO wants to speak!
    We're putting him on now!

    Hey, do you all know
    That brains taste good with Ketchep!
    Try our Ketchep brains!

    Come all! Come right now!
    Go to the Zombie Cafe!
    For free brain Tuesday!

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  37. walking with a grin.
    trying to feind on some blood.
    get over here now.

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  38. Zombies everywhere
    we are truly left for dead
    Where is a chainsaw?
    -Cameron Frey
    3rd hour

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  39. i did not like brains
    a zombie just ate my brain
    i do like brains now

    curtis emery 3rd hour

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  40. Ronnie Johnson 3rd hour says........

    I will catch you now
    Don't run it will make it worse
    Ha your caught crunch crunch

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  41. zombies like to eat
    you can run but you cant hide
    oh im the zombie


    Hussein Abdullahi
    p.3

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  42. Enjoying the brains at school
    swimming laps in a pool full of blood
    love above all is lost

    ~~~~~~~~~~~ Charles Metcalf~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    3ed hour 9/17/09

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  43. Shelby Pehling. 3rd hour.

    Hurry, run away.
    a zombie is coming our way.
    he's coming for me.

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  44. Sally Donovan 3rd hourSeptember 17, 2009 at 5:05 PM

    Scary night zombies
    Search the night for the brain feast
    They say YUM YUM YUM

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  45. zombies eat brains and you
    you should run if you see one
    in school, zombies are cool
    Andre burton
    hour 3

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  46. Hi little zombie
    where is your daddy zombie
    uh oh there he is.

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  47. Hungrily, blood seeps
    The undead saunter, zombie
    haunts, casket rambling

    ~Noah ridge 1st hr

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  48. Madison Hallman 1st hr

    Dang, yo brains look bomb
    Yo tryin' to get away?
    Um, nice try, but no.



    he he he!

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  49. Zombies love jucy brains.
    The way they eat is all the same.
    *CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP* umm brains

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  50. You may take my arm
    A shotgun can take my legs
    Yet further I crawl


    Cooper Johnson
    American Literature Hr. 6

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  51. now why can't you think?
    i guess that i was hungry
    how unfortunate...

    Emerson Hunton
    Hr. 6 American Literature

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  52. These are great. I'm a teacher in Utah, and plan to have my students write zombie haiku soon. Thanks for sharing. My favorite is Gabriel's:
    I will come eat you
    as soon as I remember
    how to open door

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  53. Slowly going by
    feasting on all of the flesh
    i am a zombie

    London 2nd hour

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  54. zombie hakau: elias mintz per. 6

    Only lifeless eyes,
    Are left, no time to mope, You
    Have to fight for hope.

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  55. i will eat your face
    yum i know what is better
    your mom's face HA chomp
    6th hr matthew swalm

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